Who's the Barber Here?

"Who's the Barber Here" is taken from the old Saturday Night Live sketch where Steve Martin plays a medieval barber. Regardless of the ailment, the prescribed treatment is always a bloodletting. When he's challenged on the wisdom of letting the blood of a bleeding accident victim, he counters: "Say, who's the barber here?"

That's how I feel when some company or another makes utterly specious claims or thinks we're too ignorant to know what they're up to. So, herewith is my humble collection of BS from the "barbers" of today.