What's in Your Wallet? ™

Here's another little gem from our friends over at CapitalOne. You know those "Convenience Checks" the credit card companies like to send you? Take a look at the terms sometime. Not only will they charge you $50 to write the check, you won't get your miles or bonus points or whatever crumb they offer you on regular purchases.

You will, on the other hand, be treated to astonishingly odd nuggets such as clause number seven in the image below. I'm sure this is meaningful to CapitalOne's lawyers, in fact, I'm pretty sure I know what they're getting at, but come on!

What's in your wallet? What's in your cranium?