Bridge Ho? What's a Bridge Ho?

I admit this was outside Adobe's control, but I couldn't let it get away. A ho with new episodes of ass? Who's interest wouldn't be piqued?

I got this message just days after attempting to pay Adobe $150 to upgrade some software I own. In short, they acknowledged that I legitimately own the software, but didn't own it in just the right way to buy the upgrade. This comes after they take my money. So I ask for my money back and they demand certification that I destroyed all copies of the software that I can't install. Sure thing, guys.