My friend Sarah picked this up for me at a Chinese restaurant years ago. Tuned in to

Today I finally got around to opening the thing up so I could get a scan of the package. To get a feel for the sensory experience, imagine you're at the county fair. Feeling a twinge of hunger, you stride over to the livestock section and engage a pig in hand-to-hoof combat. The pig fends off your attack, but not before you manage to get a raisin-size chunk of it's flesh.
You're not going to just pop that in your mouth, though. You head over to the food carts looking for something to enhance your morsel. A quick detour to the porta-potty is a near disaster. Your pig meat slips from your grasp and into the toilet. Lucky for you, flesh floats and it's easily retrieved. Crisis averted.

Having reached the food-on-a-stick asile, your good fortune persists. The funnel cake guy just knocked over the powdered sugar shaker and there's a small pile on the ground. Rolling your piece of pork around in the sugar and dirt, it picks up a little hair and a dusty brownish hue, but who cares? You've done it. You taken simple pork and sugar, and made a culinary masterpiece.
Bon appetit.
No comments:
Post a Comment