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Saturday, August 9, 2008

Is it Really Worth It?


Behold the dangers of a jewelry cleaner. Could this be the same company that brought us Innervation Racing? Thanks to our friend Kamala for this one.
  • Do not dissect the unit except the authorized serviceman.
  • Repeat working cycle can enhance the cleaning effect While the interval is better longer than 5 minutes.
  • Unfirmly inlaid studs on decorations may shed off during cleaning.
  • Unfastened parts may also meet above problems.
  • Do not merge non-waterproof watch into water.
  • Close supervision is necessary when this product is used by, on, or near children or invalids.
  • Never use while sleeping or drowsy.
  • During cleaning, the "ZiZi" noise is normal.

Think of the horrors that could ensue if a sleeping invalid merged a watch into it while children were dissecting it!!
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