(parenthesexy)

So, we're all used to getting spam. And I certainly get my share of Nigerian "I've got $47Million I need to stash in your bank account" pitches and "You've won some lottery you never entered in a country you've never been to" scams. I also get these "I am handsome woman with requirement make the acquaintance for fetching mans" emails a couple times a week. But this one is the first I've ever seen with such copious use of parenthesis.

hey;) how are you?) do you have a second?)... i have not boyfriend(( I very want to meet real men...which will know woman's need ...like in a cinema ... you know)))) lets chat!) i am pretty girl)) I have a lot of time for meetings and if you have any ideas how to spend it with me... just email me back at ROMEY@[blahblah].com and i will reply back with some nice ;) photos with me ...and maybe, you will want to write me again)))

I much want to know...when the using upon parentheses...why are the symbols leaving balance...you know)))))