Is it Really Worth It?

Behold the dangers of a jewelry cleaner. Could this be the same company that brought us Innervation Racing? Thanks to our friend Kamala for this one.

• Do not dissect the unit except the authorized serviceman.
• Repeat working cycle can enhance the cleaning effect While the interval is better longer than 5 minutes.
• Unfirmly inlaid studs on decorations may shed off during cleaning.
• Unfastened parts may also meet above problems.
• Do not merge non-waterproof watch into water.
• Close supervision is necessary when this product is used by, on, or near children or invalids.
• Never use while sleeping or drowsy.
• During cleaning, the "ZiZi" noise is normal.
  

Think of the horrors that could ensue if a sleeping invalid merged a watch into it while children were dissecting it!!

Paradoxymoron?

This little nugget comes courtesy of Meritline.com. It's actually my favorite place for picking up random cheap techy stuff. In what can only be described as paradoxymoronical, "Custom Accessories" is offering a Universal Cell Phone Holder. There seems to be a little tension in our adjectives, no?